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So, if boobs aren't sex organs like all you feminists claim, then what's wrong with commenting on them? If you have purple hair, I'm going to mention it! If you have giant boobs, I'm going to mention it! If they're not sexual, then what's your problem?
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craftykinkster:

okcreepsters:

northcentralpositronics:

drhenryj3kyll:

raithne:

iridessence:

okcreepsters:

bagelstripper:

okcreepsters:

Translation: I don’t understand the difference between sex organs and secondary sex characteristics, nor do I understand how society has coded certain secondary sex characteristics to be sexual while others are left “neutral.” I also don’t understand how I am drawing a false equivalency between hair and breasts, as only one has been sexualized within Western cultures, and I’m really desperate to justify my own obsession with sexually harassing women.

Now they are secondary sex characteristics? Are we just going to keep on making up words until men aren’t allowed to look at women?

Feminists didn’t make up the term “secondary sex characteristics” to shame men for looking at women. It’s a scientific term for features that appear when a person or any other animal has reached sexual maturity. Here’s the wikipedia article since you were unable to look it up yourself. 

People are of course allowed to appreciate others’ bodies. What is not acceptable is sending objectifying messages to a total stranger about the way their body looks. 

Why is this so fucking difficult?

are you fucking telling me people don’t know about secondary sex characteristics? are you fucking telling me that people havent had basic primary school concepts taught to them? what the actual fuck.

Translation: ‘I have no idea how logic or biology work’

BIOLOGY IS A TOOL OF THE MATRIARCHY

IF BIOLOGY HAD ANY SENSE OF EQUALITY WHY IS IT THAT I, A MAN WHO CAN’T GET LAID?

Damn feminists… infecting the menz with a sense of rational biological classification… secretly tricking nineteenth-century misogynists with their feminist agenda… damn science-using wimmenz with their reason and their taxonomy and their logic… where did they learn this witchcraft? what man taught these harridans speech?

*sips mountain dew, hides face under trilby, descends into irritable mutterings*

The following is the single greatest series of tags I have ever seen. #liiiiike… this guy must have a lot of trouble birdwatching made me laugh so hard that I now want it tattooed on my body. 

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LOSING IT OMG

kvotheunkvothe:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

Doesn’t sound like she knows what the fuck a bed is, either. Fucking Google it, Ana.

kvotheunkvothe:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

Doesn’t sound like she knows what the fuck a bed is, either. Fucking Google it, Ana.

marrowack:

Best part of this movie, fuck.

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

peabootyhere:

i have a major art block send help

peabootyhere:

i have a major art block send help

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

into-the-weeds:

PSA:

There are very few experiences that only autistic people have. I’ve seen a lot of people reblogging that post about sensory overload and relating to it but worrying they were somehow appropriating autism. No. Sensory overload is not something we own. If that post helps you, it helps you. Claim it. 

This goes for a lot of other things too, but I’ve seen it a lot about that post. Sensory overload happens to lots of people with lots of different disabilities, and some people without any disabilities at all! (FOR NOW.) 

Claim it!

skypillar:

chicken-buddha:

nentindo:

why does every single fucking person in the orginization xii have an x in their name

Because Xemnas is a dA user who thinks recoloring people who existed before, and putting “x” in the name, is cool.

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wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

orcasoup:

bumbleshark:

did you know that the cast and crew of the movie Jaws became horrified at the results of their movie? fucking horrified at the mass hysteria they had caused

not only that, peter benchley regretted writing the original novel right up until his death, and spent his final years trying to raise awareness and reverse the impact jaws had on people’s perception of sharks, which his wife continues today

I saw this huge billboard that said: ‘Abortion Hurts’ and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is that for? Is there a lady who’s going to see that and be like, ‘Oh, I was going to get an abortion but now that I realize it hurts I guess I’ll just give birth to a child! ‘Cause I know that’s painless and raising it should be a snap!’
Eugene Mirman (via theycallmeezharry)

womanaconda:

one of my favorite things about robin williams is that when he was filming “one hour photo” there’s a scene where he offers a boy an action figure from the store he works in, and robin williams asked the director if he could pick the toy and he fucking brought in his own evangelion figure and somehow the director said yes, even though there’s no way a store like that at that time would have a toy like that

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

kaguramutsuki:

kaguramutsuki:

i really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive

there is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content varies from person to person and there is absolutely no way to satisfy everyone

and because of that you shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells. make mistakes, learn from them, have a good time.

this was a good post